Hey there! Sorry, it’s been a year since I finished my MFA and I know you're probably here looking for a nice portfolio. Unfortunately I’ve been kind of busy...and well, mostly dealing with too much existential dread to sit down and get through it on top of work.

Doesn’t it drive you crazy thinking about the interwoven crises we face? How the imperialism and the extinction and precarity all come from one source? And how we really do have the resources to deal with it? It’s just that the resources are hoarded and directed by a few billionaire evil-doers backed up by a widening class of rent-seeking conservatives?

Soon I’ll make a big case about the ontological rift in the middle of the floor, and how the trees aren’t looking how they used to, and how the media landscape and the wilting plants and the mental decay that stabs at you from time to time can all get bundled through a nice metaphor citing some creepy post-structuralist French dudes or a wacky mid-century biologist.

Anyways. You’re here for graphic design. I've got some big ideas. Just you wait. If we can make it that long.

Doei!